Dedicated to my wife, who has only had one good idea, which I (of course) stole. This is it.

1st September 2011

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Day 194
Order a Filet-o-Fish Happy Meal and you get a free Ronald McJesus, only during Lent at participating restaurants.

Day 194

Order a Filet-o-Fish Happy Meal and you get a free Ronald McJesus, only during Lent at participating restaurants.

Tagged: JesusRonald McDonaldcrucifixtoy

1st September 2011

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Day 193
Friendship is a tricky thing.

Day 193

Friendship is a tricky thing.

Tagged: PinkyThe BrainAnimaniacstoyfriendship

1st September 2011

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Day 192
I don’t think I’d look so happy riding around in a crappy old log.

Day 192

I don’t think I’d look so happy riding around in a crappy old log.

Tagged: AnimaniacsYakkoWakkoDottoy

31st August 2011

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Day 191
As if being a zombie weren’t bad enough, this poor fella has a wandering eye.

Day 191

As if being a zombie weren’t bad enough, this poor fella has a wandering eye.

Tagged: Rugratselephantzombiewandering eye

7th August 2011

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Day 190
I kinda thought Louie Anderson was dead until I just googled him. Sorry, Louie. Looks like you’re doing okay. Good for you!

Day 190

I kinda thought Louie Anderson was dead until I just googled him. Sorry, Louie. Looks like you’re doing okay. Good for you!

Tagged: Life with LouieLouie Andersontoy

7th August 2011

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Day 189
Despite the man-hands, I think field hockey chicks are hawt.

Day 189

Despite the man-hands, I think field hockey chicks are hawt.

Tagged: field hockeyman-handstoy

7th August 2011

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Day 188
Cruella would have looked awesome in a dalmatian coat. All you haters can go to hell.

Day 188

Cruella would have looked awesome in a dalmatian coat. All you haters can go to hell.

Tagged: Cruella de Vildalmatianstoy

7th August 2011

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Day 187
Ducky knew she shouldn’t have taken him back. But he swore he’d changed. He just never said it was for the worse.

Day 187

Ducky knew she shouldn’t have taken him back. But he swore he’d changed. He just never said it was for the worse.

Tagged: rubber duckytoydomestic violence

7th August 2011

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Day 186
Frog never went anywhere without his posse.

Day 186

Frog never went anywhere without his posse.

Tagged: bath toysfrogrubber duckyturtletoyhangers on

7th August 2011

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Day 185
That mouth was made for love.

Day 185

That mouth was made for love.

Tagged: octopusbath toystoy

1st August 2011

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Day 184
Barbie really needed to quit biting her nails.

Day 184

Barbie really needed to quit biting her nails.

Tagged: Barbie

31st July 2011

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Day 183
Brainiac Domo would rather talk to himself than hear what you have to say. (Because you’re so stupid.)

Day 183

Brainiac Domo would rather talk to himself than hear what you have to say. (Because you’re so stupid.)

Tagged: Domostupiditytoy

31st July 2011

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Day 182
Honestly, it’s like talking to a brick wall.

Day 182

Honestly, it’s like talking to a brick wall.

Tagged: Domopoor communicationtoy

31st July 2011

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Day 181
Willard Scott reporting live from a tsunami.

Day 181

Willard Scott reporting live from a tsunami.

Tagged: Barneytsunamiwillard scotttoy.

28th July 2011

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Day 180
Jessie was made for Woody. Why couldn’t he see that?

Day 180

Jessie was made for Woody. Why couldn’t he see that?

Tagged: JessieWoodytoytoy storyunrequited love